You Will Be the One Screaming Out — Farmhouse T-Shirt
This farmhouse-style tee carries a dark, unapologetic sense of humor — a quiet, wry statement that settles into everyday life. Lightweight and breathable, it feels like a worn-in favorite the moment you put it on. The cropped sarcasm of the phrase gives a playful edge to slow mornings on the porch, late-night card games, or casual trips to the farmers market. It layers easily under a flannel or over a tank, and holds its shape thanks to thoughtful construction details. Wear it when you want to wink at the world without saying much: a little sharp, a little homey, and entirely your brand of blunt comfort.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001) — lightweight and breathable
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Side seams for better fit and longer-lasting structure
- Tear-away label and REACH certified materials; adult sizing
- Prints applied with DTF/DTG methods for crisp, vibrant designs
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean